GUY-SPEAK TRANSLATED

He says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Translated: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."

He says: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

He says: "That's interesting, dear."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

He says: "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

He says: "I can't find it."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"

He says: "What did I do this time?"
Translated: "What did you catch me doing?"

He says: "I heard you."
Translated: "I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

He says: "You know I could never love anyone else."
Translated: "I'm used to the way you nag me, and realize it could be worse."

He says: "You look great."
Translated: "Please don't try on one more outfit ... I'm starving."

He says: "We share the housework."
Translated: "I make the messes -- she cleans them up."